Local Observations

• As black dudes short's get longer and lower, white dude's shorts get shorter and shorter.

• The more Birkenstocks go out of style, the more happy it makes me when I see people wearing them.

• The more people that get mad about other people thinking that they are indie, the more I want to blow up my face.

• The fact that your movie is 3-D and costs more is double the incentive to not go.

• You're a douche because you have a bike.

• T. Bass brought up an excellent point about detachment. His goal is to be so detached from his own experiences and opinions that one day he will be able to judge a situation completely unbiasedly.