Wednesday, December 29, 2010
New Painting "Brick Walls"
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Polaroids "Snowy Sunset"
Polaroids "Chandelier"
I took this polaroid yesterday at Rosie's house. They have this beautiful chandelier, and I thought that the polaroid might come out looking a lot like the first Vampire Weekend Album Cover. Turns out it kinda does. I have another polaroid from this day that looks spectacular of the snow. That will be appearing soon. You must be patient.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Soundtrack Music #2
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Lot Soundtrack
Friday, December 17, 2010
Short Film Script
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
In Atlanta
Monday, November 29, 2010
$200 Dilemma
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Christmas Card rejects of Olden Times
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Newish Type Music
I was sitting on the bench alone
Checkin my Facebook on my iPhone
Then I heard you walk
I was lookin down my raybans at you
In your blue skirt made from J.Crew
And then hoped that we would talk
Chorus:
We both clapped hands
And we both did dance
And we both sat around
Til the sun went down
and you moved in me
and how could it be
that you’d be the girl
to change my world
we were shopping at the place downtown
for a nice new polo or a white night gown
and then I smelled exhaust
you walked across the room to me
with your black pearls and new sperry’s
in the best izod lacoste
Monday, November 22, 2010
Newest Art "Free Robot..."
Here is the most recent art I have participated in. I tried my hand at sign painting, harnessing the spirit of Royal Robert, the man who inspired all of Sufjan Steven's new album the Age of Adz. Hope everyone enjoys. And seriously if anyone wants one, I will make them a robot nude.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Title Headers...in case you missed them
Spike Jonze Directed Arcade Fire Video
Friday, November 5, 2010
"Clouds" Polaroids!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Some Great Music I've been listening to
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Painting "The Great Lamp"
Monday, October 25, 2010
Hilarious Internet Article from CRACKED
Friday, October 22, 2010
Disturbing News Article in "The Crimson White"
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
"Floor 1" Polaroid
Monday, October 18, 2010
"Shelves" Polaroid
Sunday, October 17, 2010
"Fallen Robot" Polaroid
Friday, October 15, 2010
"The Barracks" Polaroids
"Lakeside Diner" Polaroids
Thursday, October 14, 2010
New Polaroid Series! "Melting"
Thats right people! I'm back at. In honor of Tuscaloosa'a strange weather habits, I took to the campus to capture some great polaroids. There is a lot of people out there so many a side glance was given to me as I embarked on my new task of documenting college. Coming up I have 6 polaroids to be displayed. Here's how the first one turned out. It got mixed up with the package cover and came out pretty sweet. I was originally just taking a picture of my lab top and this is what came out.
Monday, October 11, 2010
New Nerf Gun Bloody Thumb
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
New Tracks From the Partyhorse himself
This first one is very Daniel Johnston-ey. Very straight forward with just organ and vocals.
Every Last Dime by williammason98
This second one is a bit dreamy and long. Synth and Drum machine driven.
Just Fun by williammason98
My new $3 Pool Shirt
Celeb Pool Shirt
Above is Ernest Weatherly Greene also known as musical mastermind behind chill wave bedroom pop outfit Washed Out. All who haven't heard need to take a visit to his myspace. And then once his musical melodies of summer and vacation blow you back to memory land, check out his totally sweet picture and video blog. This man has been blowing my mind recently with digitally tinged lo-fi pop music. You basically float when listening. I had the privilege of watching him perform a while back with Beach House and he literally blew the audience away, LITERALLY! Everyone died, except me. As you can see he reps the "pool shirt" and once you listen to his music you can totally tell why.
Gearing up for "POOL SHIRT"
Monday, September 13, 2010
Time Machine
Monday, August 30, 2010
Local Observations
- As black dudes short's get longer and lower, white dude's shorts get shorter and shorter.
- The more Birkenstocks go out of style, the more happy it makes me when I see people wearing them.
- The more people that get mad about other people thinking that they are indie, the more I want to blow up my face.
- The fact that your movie is 3-D and costs more is double the incentive to not go.
- You're a douche because you have a bike.
- T. Bass brought up an excellent point about detachment. His goal is to be so detached from his own experiences and opinions that one day he will be able to judge a situation completely unbiasedly.
Monday, August 23, 2010
New hit single "Love Like a Dragon"
Recently recorded underneath my new bed comes a new track to add to the DJ LaZaR collection. The last hit single "The Coolest Dad" was credited to Charles Martel but was in fact recorded by DJ LaZaR. Hope yall enjoy the futuristic take on love and its poppy technoness.
Lyrics:
Theres blood like a fight wound
Pouring Down my knuckles clinch
And me like a tight end
Running towards the evil ditch
Hounds like a lion
Clawing up on my front door
And kids like the pylons
Falling over more and more
Love like a dragon
Breathing fire as it moves
With one like a llion
Beasting all that it behooves
Polaroids "College"
Friday, August 20, 2010
E.E. Cummings "Old Age Sticks"
old age sticks
up Keep
Off
signs)&
youth yanks them
down(old
age
cries No
Tres)&(pas)
youth laughs
(sing
old age
scolds Forbid
den Stop
Must
n't Don't
&)youth goes
right on
gr
owing old *e. e. cummings
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Mirror "Polaroids" Last
Friday, August 13, 2010
Mad Men
Thursday, August 12, 2010
All Art sounds like ...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Important Blogger Buzz! Pirate House Inc. Multimedia Blog Fantastical!
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Haikus Best of
Haikus
Summer as sexy is
Warmth around the edges of youth
Laying here all day
People fade their ways
Running with no end in sight.
Looking back kills me.
Under my bedroom
On these old piano keys
There is blood here now
"Shep the Wonderdog!" Polaroids
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Lake Martin "Polaroids"
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Polaroids "Hoover Piles"
Saturday, July 3, 2010
The Beautiful Fight
The scene was hot! The sun bore down on all of us, and it was time to head to the pool. The pool is the only refuge at camp. It's the only place you can hide from the sun, but only for an instant. We were kept out though. We waited at the pool gates and no one came. A cry rang up from the children. All were fuming with anger! Many pounded their fists against the iron clad window of the pool house. After a while it was no use. No one appeared. I and others lost hope. We fell to the ground from complete exhaust. How could we have been abandoned a such an hour of need? We all were down now, wasting away. Some wept while others sighed. "It is the end", we all said together. One was silent though. His mind was racing. He was conceptualizing! An idea! It rang out across the multitude. All was not lost, he said, all was not lost. "We shall have a contest!" At this moment we were all bewildered. "Two men will fight in classic Greco Roman style while each of us chant for our champion!" Aye! What a grand idea! Everyone was well pleased. Sam Gilmore was chosen as the leader of the Redland. His oppent was the almost evenly matched Rob Palmer of Whitecity. They both weighed in at no more than 125 lbs. The crowd surrounded them and the fighters made way to their positions in the grass. As i recall Sam was in the floor position with Rob's arms locked over Sam's chest.
The whistle was blown and the fight began. Sam with the intensity of a lion and Rob the fierceness of bear. They rolled over and over each other. Sam had many opportunities for a good pin, but Rob fought out. At one point Rob dropped Sam right onto his back, but with the testosterone flowing no man proved to be any more victorious than the other.
They went into three rounds, and by the third they each possessed the perseverance and strength of a baby Koala. Sam seemed surprised at Rob's skill. Apparently in previous fights Rob had had the toughness of a scaredy-cat. The men of the audience screamed and hollered! The chant "Sam!" came at first, but slowly Rob began to be the favorite.
Finally the match was called. The judges and I came to the center for a decision. We each were very impressed by the fightsmanship. We all gave our opinions and chose. Both men stood in the center. The referee's hand clutching each fighters arm. The epic conclusion. "After much delineation the judges have come to a conclusion. The winner of today's fortuitous battle is..." All was silent. The crowd stood perfectly still and at the moment the chains holding the gate closed on the pool clanked together as they fell. Breath was held, fingers were crossed, eyes were clenched shut. "No contest!" The chains hit the ground and everyone turned to see the pool had been opened. They all ran forgetting what they had seen. They all drove towards their original desire, to just find refuge from the heat.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
New Look New idea.
But i know its just a fad and I had a new fad that will soon take the teens by storm. The HIGH end! Tweeters! Thats right the part of the speaker that produces the higher frequencies! Yay! now our ear drums can bleed with fire engine siren clarity! Who cares about bass any way. Its easy to play and normally the bass player in the band is the least important. Everybody just watch you'll see hip youngsters askin their parents for money to install the top of the line tweeters in their car. So now when you're waiting at a stop light your vehicle won't shake because the gotee'd 19 yr old next to you is "bumpin" but rather you'll feel your brain being squeezed into a tiny box from the high pitched tweeters of the new kid on the block. LOOK OUT HERE COMES SQUEAKY!
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Polaroids "The Great Cahaba"
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Polaroid Series
Polaroid Series
That piano used to belong in the basement under the steps of my high school. One day when me and my fellow band mate Benjamin were playing on it, the school's janitor called down the steps, "Hey what you doing down there?!" We were terrified and almost ran away. But we replied honestly that we were just playing the piano. He then asked, "You want it?!" I could hardly believe this. The school janitor was gonna give me a piano? How would I even get it out of the school? But no worries he said they would deliever it. Can you freakin believe that? Free Piano. And delievery. It was a wonderful day and that sparked my interest for the piano. I have been playin it ever since.
Friday, June 4, 2010
Polaroids the "why"
So any way I decided it was worth it and invested into some film. I've now turned this into an art project, and I hope everyone enjoys it. The pictures I take are more a reminder to me of life right before college. I am trying to capture places and people who I might not see for a very long time.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Polaroid Series
Polaroid Series
Polaroid Series
Thursday, May 27, 2010
and THEN I won 50 bucks!!!
Things you can buy for $50:
Acoustic Guitar
this totally sweet lantern, tv, flashlight, radio thing
49 junoir bacon cheeseburgers
Polaroid 600 film (I recently made this purchase)